Where would you hole up during a zombie apocalypse?

I’d go to the Menards hardware store near my place. They got food, furniture, building supplies for barricades, power tools … pretty much everything. The only thing that it doesn’t have is guns, but there’s a Gander Mountain a block down the road, and I could always build a tunnel there with the stuff in Menards.

I’m a genius and ready to bust some shuffler’s heads.

I’m going to your house

Hardware Store

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